Home equity mortgages are just a good time man, until the cops come along and ruin everything. Sure, they tell us its for our protection, but I think we all know how to use home equity mortgages thank you very much!
Thats enough people, shows over! Everybody start filing toward the exits. Now now, we're here to help you all - you had your fun, now go on home. The music is over, you've taken out your home equity mortgages and you've shown the world how peaceful you can be in a single mass gathering of home owners. Thats great - but you are not listening to what your equity or the future is telling you!
You say you can handle the costs and risk of home equity mortgages, but are you really sure?
You're just a bunch of kids too used to your incredible gains in equity - but times are changing! The great wave of home owning love is over and soon enough you'll find yourself in a hole.
No way coppers! you can't tell us how to live our lives man! You can't tell us all the dangers of home equity mortgages without expostulating on the benefits - not cool! Wheres the music? Where are the dreams supposed to come from man? Where is that free spirit inside all home owners telling them they can do anything if they just set their equity and their minds to the situation at hand? You're killing the dream man, and we won't stand for it! Who cares if home equity mortgages are soon to become more and more expensive - its our equity and we should be free to use it however we want.
Now bring back Sanatana and lets keep the dream alive!
