Mortgage

Release your inner mortgage with mathematics! Without math your mortgage is totally under corporate control, so don't let the man beat you with dumb. Learn math and be rad.


Mortgage Data

Some squares are determined to compare Loanapalooza with other rock festivals of the past: LIBORstock, Altamortgage, Santana at Sunset at the Pima County Fairgrounds. Whatever man, let them have their "comparisons," Loanapalooza is above all that hullaballoo. Our individuality is as plain as flannel, as starkly pale as our skins, and as sullen and lonely as our inner sanctuaries locked tightly behind our outer projections of self. We go to great lengths to prove our individuality - using the amazing power of math to show you just how awesome a mortgage can be. So stand up, toss some mud, and dream about Starbucks stock - we're taking you on mortgage ride through Mathematica!

Mortgage Math = American Rock

The importance of mortgage math cannot be understated at Loanapalooza:

Mortgage Math Tutorial #1 - Term length

Your mortgage can be repaid in various lengths of time- called terms - lasting 10, 15, 20, or 30 years. Lets say you need a $100,000 loan to complete your home purchase, and your fixed rate of interest will be a hefty 8.5% APR:

Tutorial #2 - Interest rates vs. points

Paying points to your lender to lower your mortgage rate is a bombastic way to save some money. Gotta spend it to make it, so spend away if you can:

Wait, where did everyone go? Ahh, man! Math rocks so much harder than Alice in Chains.


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