http://www.loanapalooza.com/ Loanapalooza is the only wandering loan festival ever! Rock out with your home loans and roll on over to Loanapalooza! en-us Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:57:10 EDT Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:57:10 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Welcome, friends, to Loanapalooza - the rockinest home loan extravaganza ever! Loanapalooza is a chautauqua of home loan FUN, a wandering brigade of mortgage experts and finance freaks ready to wow and amaze, entice and enthrall, excite and bamboozle your ten billion mortgage receptors. So are you ready, America! Can you handle the coolest, non-corporate, hemp-tacular temptation in the mortgage loving world? Well all right! Get ready, get reading, and get wild with home financing at Loanapalooza! The Loanapalooza Lineup Our acts include weirdoes and strange loan creatures from the Far East - but you came for the music, not the freaks. So Loanapalooza is proud to announce this year's lineup of astounding financial virtuosos - the beautiful people, Gods of financial rock, our envy, our heroes, our home mortgage loans: On our Main Stage Loanapalooza welcomes industry newcomer Bad Credit Home Loans! These exciting young mortgages are ready to rock your mortgage world senseless with their own brand of disestablishmentarianism and fiscal haberdashery! Killer! we are also proud to welcome back Home Equity Loans for their fifth consecutive tour, proving even geriatric loan options can ROCK! These bad boys love to get wild at Loanapalooza, and the only things they appreciate more than home equity are low mortgage rates, so fellas? Better hold on tight to your "interests." Rock! And finally, we bring you everyone's ultimate favorite - the godfathers of everything - Mortgage Loans! Hot-cha! Our acts are posed and ready to show you just how awesomely rocking a home mortgage can be. Buy a home, make a profit with your home equity, take out loans with exceptionally low rates afforded by a home mortgage and prepare to be wowed by the virtuosity, flexibility, and diversity of home loans now tearing up America's financial scene. You will see sights you've never even imagines, new means to save money, new methods to make it, and new ideas to make your home loans search and decision that much more FUN and easy to understand. Now get ready to ROCK We've seen the need to round up the best home loan acts from across the country, shove 'em together, and let them loose in your own backyards. Loanapalooza is about brotherhood beneath a common mortgage sign, and an effort to spread the diverse and exciting genres now construing our home loan world. So come one, come all - come everyone needing a loan - and get wild at Loanapalooza! Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:57:10 EDT http://www.loanapalooza.com/mortgage/ Release your inner mortgage with mathematics! Without math your mortgage is totally under corporate control, so don't let the man beat you with dumb. Learn math and be rad. en-us Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:21:07 EDT Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:21:07 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.loanapalooza.com/home-loans/ Home loans are awesome, there just isn't any two ways about it. Like Badmotorfinger, like Master of Puppets and Use your Illusion 1 (not 2), home loans simply define a financial industry and embody the best in the capitalist spirit. en-us Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:57:10 EDT Mon, 08 Aug 2005 18:57:10 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.loanapalooza.com/home-loan/ Bring your home loan to Loanapalooza and get a free tattoo, no questions asked! Is that the kind of deal you want from your home loan? The deal of a lifetime - for somebody else? en-us Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:21:07 EDT Mon, 27 Jun 2005 21:21:07 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.loanapalooza.com/home-equity/ home equity is here, and home equity is taking over. en-us Tue, 09 Aug 2005 10:22:53 EDT Tue, 09 Aug 2005 10:22:53 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 http://www.loanapalooza.com/mortgages/ Mortgages have their origins in the bars and garages of American youth. Oh say can you ROCK? Oh say can you make mortgages ROCK? en-us Tue, 28 Jun 2005 14:39:49 EDT Tue, 28 Jun 2005 14:39:49 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0