A home equity loan rate revolution is in progress! A home equity loan rate revolution is coming to your town!
Hey man..my name is um, oh yeah my name is Paul and I think that the home equity loan rate is like, totally out in space, you know I mean? It's not even funny how utterly awesome the home equity loan rate is these days. Just look at it - it's like - so low, man. It hasn't been that low in like, at least 30 years or something. You remember that time when my dad tried to do the limbo at that beach barbecue last March?
Yeah, well, not even HE got that low, and he was pretty freakin' low if I do say so myself. And you know what? I do say so myself! The home equity loan rate is obscene man, and I want to be part of that obscene scene! Are you with me? Am I with you? What am I even talking about? Man, this Loanapalooza thing is pretty freakin' awesome! Now when are Creed playing? I want to throw rocks at them!
LLLOOOOOAAAAANNNNNSSS, man, Loans!!
My goodness, the home equity loan rate really does affect when you should get a loan! You should only get a loan when the home equity loan rate is down! And guess what? The home equity loan rate happens to be down right now! Right now, as we speak, the rates are so low that they probably will only go up from here. You better act fast. Cuz acting fast is way better than acting slow, you feel me? Are you zeroing in on my cosmic brainwaves? Do I have to spell it out for you? I sure hope not, cuz I'm really not all that great at spelling, and just has home equity loan rate disaster written all over it! Now what do you say about that dad?
