home equity loan, man, it's always about the home equity loan, never about the PEOPLE!
"Hey man, you get your hands of my home equity loan! Come on man!!! Go get your own! This home equity is mine, and I'm not about to share it with anyone!"
Hi, I'm Steve Flabblerack. Does the above statement about home equity loan sharing sound familiar to you? I bet it does. It is a common reaction of many who, when pressed to share the value of their home, simply refuse to do so. Although we do not condone this kind of reaction here at Loanapalooza, we do believe that a home equity loan is a personal thing, and not something to be shared. If someone is bothering you for a piece of your precious, personal, customized home equity loan, you tell them to "scoot, shew, go away you bad, bad person!" This usually does the trick.
"Whatever, man, you can take your home equity loan. I don't need cash. I've got a nice 7-11 that I need to go sit in front of to bum change off people. Alright? At least Loanapalooza isn't expensive to get into - oh, no, I forgot about Ticketmaster surchages! Man, I am gonna need a home equity loan after all. What a bummer!"
Hello again. Steve Flabblerack here again. I just wanted to quickly point out that I was right. That no good bum won't bother you about your home equity loan luxuries anymore.
