Loanapalooza? Thats right buck-o. Buckle up an hold on tight, we're going on a indie-rock mortgage ride! Ow ow!
Oh yeah, we're not-that-bad! We're not that anything man, so just stay off our backs and let up get really dirty - mud caked Doc Martens, infected piercings, and a general public apathy matched only by our exuberance for fantasy games and high school melodramania. Loanapalooza! Can you dig it? Bringing home loans right into the great plains and lake country, down south to the swamp kids all dreaming of Orleans, to the mountains where home loans aren't even an issue because daddy owns Viacom and I wear used socks since 1998!
Riding on the sputtering waves of early-mid nineties uberdepression, Loanapalooza takes its name, its stylings, and its home mortgage information straight from Mother Earth. We're all original man, we do our own mortgage thing - we bring home loan information to the people who need it in a manner everyone who ROCKS can understand. In Cleveland...Detroit! Ughn, heart of rock and roll! New York City. Kansas city. Atlanta, Dallas, Chicago, and L.A., and Tucson! Tucson is where it all began, the brain trust of dust and the creative influence of glue. From the desert we rose with a passion for home loans, and from those barren sands we multiply and spread out amongst the world with a message of love and loan understanding. We are Tucson, we are Calgary...wait, we are Tucson, St. Louis and Buffalo. We are everywhere, we are Loanapalooza, we are the mortgage radicals who dare to dream a dream of savings! Come dream - come rock - at Loanapalooza!
